Episode 58: Vanilla & Mistakes

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The Battle of Allangrad, The intricacies of tongue blowjobs, “Baby It’s Cold Outside” can’t be all that bad and Happy Days is the next, A workplace Christmas party extravaganza and waiting for the wrong bathroom, Dale finds a club and an ATM, Dave should “sell his car about it” and how to fix the problem, Finding the Norsemen, Dylan’s internship and weed, I almost killed them, The longest torso, Substituting cum for saliva, “I had my Lyft light on”, Always listening to club/dance music, Wetting Dylan’s dry spot, Mistaking Matt for homelessness, Dylan goes up on women, Surplus lip smacks, Top-Tier nether-regions, Riley calls in to talk about the NFHC song he wrote, “Hey, Look at This?” featuring an Australian DUI in the making, A guy in Vegas destroys a woman’s PT Cruiser, A mom beats her son over shooting a gun in the house, Sticking a knife into a toaster, The Universal Hot Crazy Matrix and the surprise “What Makes Dave Mad This Week?” Lastly, some of the funniest voicemails in the show’s history. We close out this week’s show with the track “Wolf Hour” by DNKL.

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