Episode 67: A Stout Upright Male

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Challenging Florida Man and the enigma code, Ordering dick pills during a Nascar rerun, Porklift is a self-made manager, Duel-wielding a podcast, Getting dressed for Walmart, Dylan is the “Meg” of the show, Allan gets locked out of the Jameson and Discord gets a load of Dale, Dave drops a DNA sample in a “23 and Me” kit, Matt dry heaves over a little spit, JP aka “Florida Man” calls in again to talk more shit to Dylan, Has Dave lost his troll edge?, The population problem and doing your part, Jizz: The Game,  Weed is dumb and the excellence of alcohol, One has to go: Red Hot Chili Peppers or Sublime?, Dylan reviews the old fucking movie “Star Trek: First Contact”, “Hey, Look at This!” featuring a toothless British rapper, Beautiful Metallica, Shoe inserts for Dylan, and fingering women with cyst juice/jizz mixture. Lastly, some stout voicemails. We close out this week’s show with the track “Lost Boy” by The Midnight. 

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